Recently I had the chance to attend a dinner party along with Stephen Hawking and Groucho Marx. Highly entertaining I'll tell you! Here's just some of their conversation.
"Women, they are a complete mystery." - Stephen Hawking
"Anyone who says he sees through women is missing a lot" - Groucho Marx
"People who boast about their I.Q. are losers." - Hawking
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it." - Marx
"Maybe I don't have the most common kind of motor neuron disease, which usually kills in two or three years." -Hawking
"I intend to live forever, or die trying" - Groucho
"I'm not afraid of death, but I'm in no hurry to die. I have so much I want to do first." - Hawking
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early." -Groucho
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