Thursday, September 23, 2010

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Gorilla arm successfully attached to human child.

This monday in New York City the arm of a gorilla was successfully

transplanted to a seven year old child who lost her own arm in a
shark attack earlier this summer. Post-surgery, the child reports an
unprecedented increase of strength and an unfortunate decrease of
fine motor skill ability. The little girl had been a dancer but says she
is looking into new sports like boxing and shot put.
the arm of a gorilla with an open palm

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Return of the Kings

Brett Favre’s recent return to the Minnesota Vikings has ignited a spark of inspiration that has caught ablaze throughout the sporting world of retired vets. Bedraggled bodies hibernating in late night bachelor pads fitted with flat-screens reminiscing over highlight tapes peppered with buttery popcorn have come alive again.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Big Astro Van

You don't go in for modern ideas on family.
People might ask you, "how many kids do
you want to have," and lead your answer with
a dubious, "two, maybe three?"
Too many people think small these days.