Tuesday, May 28, 2013


only microwaves today

Chuck and Bob were not stoked. The surf was nothing but microwaves.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Letter from President George W. Bush to the President of Anheuser Busch

It has been discovered that former president George W. Bush would sometimes drink too much and write letters to the president of Busch Beer. We were able to uncover one of the letters:

President Busch
            I want to ex-empt this letter by professing to you that I have been fooled again by your product lines. I had already drank either ten or lavender of your Busch beers before I realizationed I was drinking beer at all.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Nightmare on Stye Street by Frankie Martinez

frankie martinez has a stye and a nightmare
Frankie Martinez is an artist living in Charlotte, North Carolina. Check out his blog to see more of his amazing illustrations!

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Snapping Turtle

a snapping turtle is being led away by turtle police who say that he just snapped

A Joke is Born

This one deserves a rather long list of credit giving. The initial idea found its origin while I was busy spreading a thin line of ketchup down each individual fry before eating them at the Diamond Restaurant in Charlotte, NC.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Ocarina of Time

If you've ever played Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, you will know that Link plays notes on an ocarina in the game in order to complete various missions. An ocarina is a fairly obsolete wind instrument, but it is alive and well in the video game and Pete figured out that by manipulating the controls it has a one and a half octave range. Here's a schematic for how to play different notes on the ocarina:

a guide for playing notes in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

That's really something wouldn't you say?  Pete also found a room that plays a drum beat similar to Cosmo Canyon in FF7, and worked at it for about 3 hours before getting it just right.

Pretty nifty, eh?

Letter to Martha Washington