Ralph the Cat's Fanmail

Dear Ralph

I like it how you are so brave. Where do you get your courage from?

-Your buddy
Little Jim

The Continuing Adventures of Ralph the Cat

An animated short by Theresa Jachetta and Joseph Hurtgen

Ralph the Cat meets Mayor Whiskers

An animated short by Theresa Jachetta and Joseph Hurtgen

Summit on Public Education

Here are the notes to a recent Summit on Public Education.

Ralph the Cat flies to Catlanta

A short by Theresa Jachetta and Joseph Hurtgen
The Continuing Adventures of Ralph the Cat

Sadly, the link for Ralph the Cat is broke, way broke. And I haven't talked to Theresa Jachetta since 2011, I'd guess. My guess, is that even if she were around, there's no recovering Ralph. Hindsight being 20/20, I should have recorded the file somehow. I could try to describe this short, but I don't think I'd do it justice. Suffice it to say, Ralph had a really high voice and was an excitable fellow. I think he maybe cruised to Catlanta on a big red balloon and said stuff like, "Woah! This is so crazy! I'm floating on a balloon to a big place. Holy Cow, it's a city of cats! It's Catlanta!" I'm glad you made it to Catlanta, Ralph. Maybe I'll see you there one day.

Gorilla arm successfully attached to human child.

This monday in New York City the arm of a gorilla was successfully

transplanted to a seven year old child who lost her own arm in a
shark attack earlier this summer. Post-surgery, the child reports an
unprecedented increase of strength and an unfortunate decrease of
fine motor skill ability. The little girl had been a dancer but says she
is looking into new sports like boxing and shot put.

Return of the Kings

Brett Favre’s recent return to the Minnesota Vikings has ignited a spark of inspiration that has caught ablaze throughout the sporting world of retired vets. Bedraggled bodies hibernating in late night bachelor pads fitted with flat-screens reminiscing over highlight tapes peppered with buttery popcorn have come alive again.

Big Astro Van

You don't go in for modern ideas on family.
People might ask you, "how many kids do
you want to have," and lead your answer with
a dubious, "two, maybe three?"
Too many people think small these days.

College student delivers unprecedented address

delivering a rousing speech to the incoming freshmen class.
“I’ve never heard anything like it,” Patty Zimmerman, Dean
of students reported, “I was in tears. For me, Jimmy summed up
everything about what it means to be a North by Northwestern
Tigerbear.

Business in China

China’s increasing involvement over American affairs has recently been ignited and accelerated by way of the fast food industry.

Porsche does away with Sports cars

In an unexpected move, grey-haired Giordano Matzarelli, President of Sales for Porsche since 1958, announced that the company is permanently halting production of their famous sports cars. Matzarelli said, “It’s a wash. Everyone knows that sports cars are a thing of the past. We’ve had a good long run, but we’re stopping while we’re ahead.”

Group works to reintroduce Silverback Gorilla to Kentucky Forests

A move to reintroduce the gorilla to kentucky was made this
week by Dr. Ingrid Haverston, head archeologist of DiG
(department [for the] incorporation [of] gorillas).

'The Last Man Standing' television pitch

‘You know funny’ has thrown their bid in for the next prime time television programme. We can only hope that the big t.v. execs make the right decision.