Cleaning Business Names

You Know Funny has been practically hounded to provide a list of Clever House Cleaning Names because Our Rules for Building a Successful Housecleaning Business mentioned that you need to pick a good name but then didn't even give one example!

So we rented a mountain lodge in the Rockies for a weekend and brought in some of the best minds in this business to compile what may be the greatest list of clever housecleaning names ever assembled.
And what's the best part? You are free to take and use them as your own. Our only stipulation is that you take a picture of your signage and post it here for all to see.

The Clean Team
The Cleantastic Four
The Sudsations
Mopland
It's a Clean World After All
The Polish Department
The Happy Vacuum
The Whitest Glove
Cleaning Down the House
The Cleaningbird
The Broomtown Rats
The Springing Cleaners
Cleaner by the Dozen
The Moppets
Minute Maids
Straight as an Arrow

Once you've got your name going, head over to Amazon to get some cleaning supplies!

Head to Car Gurus and get an old, creepy van!

Next, print up some flyers and go door to door. I recommend using Free Logo Design.

Now, I'm going to make up a statistic that is going to sound good. 80% of all homes in the United States currently need cleaning. 80%! And the statistic might be much, much higher!

You can easily charge $15 an hour to scour a house.