Big Astro Van

You don't go in for modern ideas on family.
People might ask you, "how many kids do
you want to have," and lead your answer with
a dubious, "two, maybe three?"
Too many people think small these days.

Small fries, small world, small family,
and the worst?
Mini-van.
We know you're no proponent of limiting yourself.
We understand the irrepressible drive of man.
We know you've already begun that great process
of scattering your seed across the wide earth,
and now, you're going need a liberally sized
vehicle to match your unprecedented libido.
You're going to need a vehicle that your wife
can use to take all those chips off your virile block
to soccer practice. And while you're at it, you might
as well get something with our comfortable bucket seats.
For the man who's thinking big, there's:
Big Astro Van