It's not clear what happened to Indiana's governor. No one can pinpoint the moment that Governor Richie Ne'erdowell dropped out of public view and was replaced by Bibbly the Chimp, but the change felt natural enough. "One day you hear Governor Ne'erdowell say he's pushing an agenda to cut education funding and eliminate state-supported welfare programs, the next day Bibbly is flinging his own poop at the crowd that turned out to hear the Governor speak.
"Yeah, I got hit with some monkey poop," said Ted Kneebles. "But then the monkey jumped around on the stage. I forgot all about the poop and had a good time. No, the monkey didn't speak, and I admit that was disappointing, I liked hearing Ne'erdowell talk about everything he wanted to do for flyover country. You know, get rid of the Mexicans, get rid of schools, get rid of the Syrians, get rid of the Arabs, get rid of the Vietcong, get rid of the Martians, get rid of the UFOs, get rid of the deep state, get rid of the Pod People."
Nine out of ten Indiana residents report they are satisfied with the change, citing that hatred of outsiders is down, education is going strong, and the poor are at least in no less squalor than before.
In Indianapolis, many representatives are frustrated from the difficulty of pushing legislation through with a monkey in charge. Republican representative Tom Jeddy is less than amused with Bibbly. "I work hard every day on behalf of the lobbyists that line my pockets with fat cash, and we meet with Bibbly and go nowhere! Nowhere at all! I haven't seen a thing happen on the hill since that monkey took power. The political scene has gone bananas!"
We sent an email to Bibbly, asking about his long-term goals for the Hoosier State, but he gave no response.
Bibbly's former campaign manager and current head staffer, Felonius Monkey, told us that Bibbly immediately planned to visit a key region in the state that supported him in the race, the Indianapolis Zoo.
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