Ralph the Cat flies to Catlanta

A short by Theresa Jachetta and Joseph Hurtgen
The Continuing Adventures of Ralph the Cat

Sadly, the link for Ralph the Cat is broke, way broke. And I haven't talked to Theresa Jachetta since 2011, I'd guess. My guess, is that even if she were around, there's no recovering Ralph. Hindsight being 20/20, I should have recorded the file somehow. I could try to describe this short, but I don't think I'd do it justice. Suffice it to say, Ralph had a really high voice and was an excitable fellow. I think he maybe cruised to Catlanta on a big red balloon and said stuff like, "Woah! This is so crazy! I'm floating on a balloon to a big place. Holy Cow, it's a city of cats! It's Catlanta!" I'm glad you made it to Catlanta, Ralph. Maybe I'll see you there one day.

Gorilla arm successfully attached to human child.

This monday in New York City the arm of a gorilla was successfully

transplanted to a seven year old child who lost her own arm in a
shark attack earlier this summer. Post-surgery, the child reports an
unprecedented increase of strength and an unfortunate decrease of
fine motor skill ability. The little girl had been a dancer but says she
is looking into new sports like boxing and shot put.

Return of the Kings

Brett Favre’s recent return to the Minnesota Vikings has ignited a spark of inspiration that has caught ablaze throughout the sporting world of retired vets. Bedraggled bodies hibernating in late night bachelor pads fitted with flat-screens reminiscing over highlight tapes peppered with buttery popcorn have come alive again.

Big Astro Van

You don't go in for modern ideas on family.
People might ask you, "how many kids do
you want to have," and lead your answer with
a dubious, "two, maybe three?"
Too many people think small these days.