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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

German Rock

Edgar Gossürt, lead singer of Stuttgarten, a German band
formed in 1974 came to his senses in early March after
a drug binge that he claims effectively wiped out three
decades of his life. "Jah, Ich kannt rekall muchen fromme
the previous drei decaden," he reports, "but ziss musique
vass all mein, and now is nein."

Sunday, April 28, 2013

New Game for Kids

As a parent, you've grown tired of all the run-of-the-mill games you can play with your kids. You've been through the falling of London Bridge a thousand times, you've ducked all the gooses you can stand to duck, and ree has been riddled to death. That's why You Know Funny has put in some serious hours of R & D (research and development for those not privy to its demanding rigors) compiling and comparing lists of what children find enjoyable and then creating a game of all games out of it. We call the game MoonBlaster!

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Find Things

Finding what you're looking for isn't always easy, but it doesn't have to be hard! You're probably used to constant struggles with finding things. You've probably been stuck in that cycle of losing things and then taking everything apart to find what you've lost! Or maybe you're approaching this from a much more metaphysical position. Maybe you are trying to find your way.  If you're ready to stop losing your time because you either are losing things and wasting loads of time searching for them, or you are sort of wasting your life and ready to find yourself, it's time that you read:

CD Burner

a man in a fire protected suit has a flamethrower and is burning cds that are running for cover

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Ethical Concerns in Research


At Studtgarten College in Amherst, MA Dr. Beaumont

Thames, professor of abnormal psychology
was called into question for a study he undertook at
a local fast food restaurant. Over a period of roughly seven months,
Thames worked the night shift at the establishment only blocks from
the University where he is a talented and respected man of the
arts and sciences. During the day he was filling young minds with
knowledge, and by night he was filling stomachs with cheap,
crappy food.

Weapons of Mice Destruction

a mouse sniffs at a block of cheese on a mousetrap